Do you realize that he always gets first priority over me? Do you? Do you know that if you two break up, you won't have me there to fall back on like you would have if he didn't always come first? Do you know that your relationship with him takes too much effort in general?

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My mom said her friends were blown away by me. They said I'm mature and pretty and have it together. I always find it funny when people think I have it together (don't get confused, though, it's not a frequent occurrance), because I so don't. I'm also about as mature as a 5-year-old.

Well la-ti-da.