My self esteem is going up.

In a related topic, I haven't read any magazines with beautiful, perfect women in them.

Coincidence?

I have a bruise on my ankle. How it got there, I have no idea. But you'd think I'd be smart enough to figure out that if this bruise hurt when I touched it 3 minutes ago, it will most likely hurt now. But I'm not. So I have to check.
Ow.