Oh man oh man oh man. I am in the most unbearable pain now. My left tonsil is so swollen that it has made the left side of my neck and face look bloated. It hurts so much. I can't take it. Someone please put me out of my misery. Please please please please. I'll give you my guitar and some money. If I touch the swollen part on the left side lightly, it kills. It's even making my jaw hurt as I type this. They drew my blood today at the doctor's, and they're going to test it for mono. The results probably won't be back until Tuesday or Wednesday at the earliest.

Someone please fix me. I can't take it.