Oh, and here's my horroscope from excite, while I'm at it:

You put in all that hard work, all that sweat, all that strain and all that time. You followed the directions, you knew what you were doing and yet the assembly just didn't come out right. In fact, what you ended up with was one big mess. Or did you? Perhaps what you expected and what you got are simply not anything alike for a very good reason. Maybe there's a design -- be it cosmic or subconscious, to all this. Rather than adjusting the product to fit your needs, why not adjust your needs to fit the product?